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When using salsa as lubrication during sexual intercourse.
I gave my girl some taco salsa last night. She was on FIRE!!!
See taco, sal..
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Person who steals turds and collects them
"My dog's turd is missing. I think Jenny is a craptomaniac"..
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Best fighting technique known to man. Lower your head, so you can headbutt, spin your arms around, kick with one leg, and slowly inch f..