What is Vagface?
1.
When a girl is menstrating and the utility of her vagina is accordingly diminished, her face takes on the vagina's duties and responsibilities. She becomes VagFace.
So I heard your girl's on her peiod. Hard luck mate.
No dont worry about it, at least I got some Vagface.
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2.
(verb) To make the gesture of
(noun) The gesture itself of
Vagfacing is also a recreational sport you can play at any time of the day. Here is an example of one way to participate in this game: While driving around and blaring your
The MySpace context: "Umm, Sarah Dyke, you are vagfacing in every single one of your pictures."
The sport context: "Hurry, roll down your window, there is a biker coming up and I want to vagface them while we pass!"
The regular activity context: "My mom would not stop yelling at me last night about my report card, so I vagfaced her in the middle of her sentence. That shut her up."
Used as a noun: "That was a lousy vagface. You can barely even see your tongue."
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3.
to designate a certain behavior as toolish or gay.
Dude, your a fuckin' vagface!!!!!!
Todd is such a vagface for doing that.
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4.
Slang for Dave Petrino. Also used to describe someone haggardly annoying. i.e. Dave Petrino
Oh no, here comes vagface.