Vag-hermit

What is Vag-hermit?

A guy who's so stuck up his wife's cooch that he can't wipe his own ass without permission

"The bar? Hold on, dude. Lemme ask the wifey real quick...I'm such a Vag-Hermit!"

*OR*

"What'chu mean I can't hang out at Jerry's? Just cuz Sarah'll be there...you serious??"

See vagina, vag, hermit, pussy, whipped

Ice The Sausage

1. When a girl takes a huge hit of marijuana and sucks a guys dick before exhale. All the bro hos love to ice the sausage. See pot, marij..

Cumbey

1. Having a cunt that smells like a wet dog. I tried to go down on her but she was cumbey. See fishy, smelly, fishy pussy, lesbian, dyke..

Etoncake

1. Burnt chocolate cake with "special" icing. A seduction tool used by Eton Boy. Would you like to come over for some Etoncake? ..

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