What is Vag-hermit?
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A guy who's so stuck up his wife's cooch that he can't wipe his own ass without permission
"The bar? Hold on, dude. Lemme ask the wifey real quick...I'm such a Vag-Hermit!"
*OR*
"What'chu mean I can't hang out at Jerry's? Just cuz Sarah'll be there...you serious??"
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To stretch your anus wide enough so a person can defecate into your own anus.
My anus hurts from me and my wife doing a poop transfer.
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