Vag-hermit

What is Vag-hermit?

A guy who's so stuck up his wife's cooch that he can't wipe his own ass without permission

"The bar? Hold on, dude. Lemme ask the wifey real quick...I'm such a Vag-Hermit!"

*OR*

"What'chu mean I can't hang out at Jerry's? Just cuz Sarah'll be there...you serious??"

See vagina, vag, hermit, pussy, whipped

W00ties

1. Adorable exclaimation of joy and excitement, usually used by females. He bought me a new car. w00ties!..

8th Base

1. the act of having sexual intercourse with an entire farm and then the farmer Oh man im so sore, i went to 8th base last night...and it ..

Uniparity

1. When the parents rear only one offspring during each breeding attempt Pay-off for uniparity See parents, offspring, breed, sibling..

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