Vagi-guard

What is Vagi-guard?

the protector of your virginity. quite commonly your father.

i'm going to the party with Sam tonight.

If only your vagi-guard knew about this..

See vcard, virginity, chastity, cock block, kill joy

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Turbo Turtle

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