Vagina Monkey

What is Vagina Monkey?


1.

Synonym for "woman." A word that both combines and describes their screeching, irrational behavior and the only thing providing them value to anyone else.

Simply put, women little more than monkeys with vaginas.

"Dude, better keep your vagina monkey under control, it is being a huge bitch."

"We were at the mall and we saw a whole pack of vagina monkeys fighting over a sale."

See woman, bitch, nag, shrew, hag, slut

2.

A human baby.

The tail, of course, being the umbilical cord.

Doctor: Oh, lord! This is the ugliest little vagina monkey I have ever brought into this world!

See baby, birth, vagina, monkey, poonanny

3.

A creature resembling a monkey with a vagina for a mouth. It's diet consists of only the male genitals.

Oh no! Keep that Vagina Monkey away from the men!

See vagina, monkey, genitals, akward, castration

4.

to be a loser who wants to name a friends lacrosse stick jizz

oh my god! Emtruepoo your such a vagina monkey! I'm not naming my stick jizz!! Haha

See vagina, monkey, stick, tail, lacrosse, jizz


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