Vagina Monster

What is Vagina Monster?


1.

1. A fat, wrinkly, saggy, old vagina.

2. Disformed vagina.

2. A diss

sally - shut up you ugly disgusting vagina monster!

2.

A creature that has a voice like Samuel Jackson (mutha fucka), a bald head, a mustache, and a trident. He has lots of fangs, a beer belly, and a A-shirt with both kinds of "gravy stains." He has a chode, (definition here meaning wider than long so that it looks like some type of deformed ham) and has the asshole of a 7 year old. He has a magina on his lower belly that hangs like sleeve of wizard. He is also a lousy retard. It is unclear if this means he is bad at being retarded or just retarded to the point of inactivity.

"Dude, I think that chick gave me crabs last night!" "No, man, I think her vagina monster did one hell of a number on you!"

See vagina, monster, std, beer belly

3.

a very tight vagina that doesnt let penis in much

Trevor:oh my god charlie is a vagina monster

See lawl, vagg, tight, sugar, puss


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