Vagina Muffin

What is Vagina Muffin?


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Function: noun

Plural Form: vagina muffins

Etymology: references to the female womb as an oven (e.g. bun in the oven)

1: A tampon; a plug (as of cotton) introduced into a body cavity usually to absorb secretions (as from menstruation) or to arrest hemorrhaging

1: I had to check my vagina muffin to see if it needed to be changed.


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