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A woman who often has sex on the beach: as a result sand gets into her vagina and years later it will come to turn into a pearl.
That w..
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Someone who always has a story to top another persons story.
(Billy): I just met an NFL quarterback.
(John AKA Tommy topper): Oh yeah..
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The pleasure and satisfaction one gets from squeezing out a zit on one's face.
I got the best zittasfaction when I squished out a ..