Vaginal Apple Cider

What is Vaginal Apple Cider?


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When you get down with your girl and squeeze the juice from apples onto her body to lick it off, but some goes into her pussy and tays there for days at a time and is finally released through urination. The juice in the pussy can result in a positive pregnancy test.

Shauna: Craig!!!

Craig: What's wrong Shauna?

Shauna: Remember last night?

Craig: Yea...

Shauna: I got checked and they think I'm pregnant!

Craig: Oh, it's probably just vaginal apple cider.

See vagina, apple, cider, eh, pussy


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