Vagina-safe

What is Vagina-safe?


1.

The condition of a male's (or female's) fingernails after clipping, filing or otherwise manicuring, enabling them to explore or stimulate a woman's vagina without tearing, ripping, scratching, surgically removing the clitoris, or otherwise causing discomfort.

Her: Holy shit! That hurt. What did you stick in there - a broken bottle?

Him: Sorry. It's my fingernails. I haven't had a manicure for a while.

Her: Well don't put them back in there till they're vagina-safe.

See finger, digital stimulation, vagina, finger hut, finger fuck


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