What is Vaginese?
1.
The Language of the Humans who are born with a vagina. Its almost impossible to be understood by the opposite sex.
Example;
(Day 1)
My GF: Do you know how much i love you?
me: mhm(in confusion)
(Day 2)
My GF: I... I.. I hate you so much
me: mhm.(in confusion)
If anyone of you find a course in vaginese Please let me know.(no Transsexual operations, dumb ass!!!)
Atleast the chinese language has an alphabet...
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2.
A dialect of every language, spoken exclusively by women for the sole purpose of confusing and frustrating men, with the end goal of attaining what all women want: money and attention. This counterintuitive speech always has a covert meaning and motive behind it, and when not immediately interpreted correctly, it will result in extreme bitchiness. This bitchiness can only be satisfied by material possessions of great value, and listening to incessant nonsensical and illogical woman-bullshit.
"I don't know, whatever you want."
"I told you already, it's ok with me."
"Honestly, you don't need to do this."
"does this make me look _______?"
"Oh, nothing. Nevermind."
"You do trust me, don't you?"
