What is Vaginitis?
1.
when a guy complains about small injuries, and he is acting like a pussy and needs to suck it up and play like a champ, he is suffering from vaginitis. symptoms may include owies, booboos, and saying things like "ow my _____ hurts." common cures are a slap to the face or a verbal beating until he recovers.
"Ouch, my knee really hurts from when i fell"
"Oh yea, must be the vaginitis. Quit crying, its fourth down"
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1. n. Inflammation of the vagina. Also called colpitis.
2. n. not literally referring to a medical ailment, but rather an attitudinal condition in which one is acting like a vagina: usually refers to men taking on female characteristics such as weakness or symptoms resembling those of female P.M.S.
1. I need to go to the gynecologist to see if I have vaginitis
2. a.
Bruce: Ow! I scraped me knee! Ow ow ow!
Steve: Wow, Bruce... how's the vaginitis treating you?
b. Bruce: Will you MOVE?! I feel bloated!!!
Steve: SOMEONE has a severe case of vaginitis...
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3.
When a person stops eating meat and starts gettin little vagina sores all over their body, then suddenly one day...they turn into a giant pussy
dude, you're gonna get vaginitis if u don't start eating meat
4.
is a circumstance when I male acts like little girl, or, can be used to call someone out for not doing what you would like them to do.
If your friend can't go out to the bar because his girlfriend won't let him, and someone asks where he is, you say he has vaginitis so he can't come out.
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5.
Psychological affliction that will cause the majority of women or 'vajority', and also their significant others to vote for Hillary Rodham Clinton in 2008.
Not to be confused with Vajinority, the affliction that will cause consevative Christian women to vote the same as their husbands, due to lack of common sense or real world experience.
Someones should open a free clinic for those college hippies -- I can smell a bad case of vaginitis coming on.
(declaration) '{I}Can't believe they voted for the pig lady with the big kankles!' (reply) 'Well what did you expect? The vaginitis got 'em. It's been going 'round. Used to be they'd just zone out of Lifetime and squirt some blood, and it'd all be over, but it's mutated, it seems.'
It is suspected that terrorists have been poisoning our water with concentrated strains of vaginitis for the past four years, resulting in a fevered liberal pitch and a mania revolving around voting for a woman just for the sake of voting for a woman.
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6.
1. the inflammation of the female genitalia
2. a disorder infecting one who's immediate actions may reflect those of a pussy
My friend only drank one beer and he puked, what a case of vaginitis.
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when one gets tiny vaginas all over his body from acting like a coward
He would not go through a yellow light, he must be coming down with a case of vaginitis.
