What is Vagitarious?
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A Vagatarious aka VAG is a slender young lad whose sole purpose is to seduce women into sleeping with him often with the use of dinner dates and coffee chats. He is capable of shitting an endless amount. Thus, he is awarded shit-points when deification arises (often numerous times in a day).
"Hey, guess who I saw at Espresso Royale?"
"Vagitarious...!"
"Yeah, he was on one of his coffee chats. God that kid chats a lot...Almost as much as he shits. I mean, GOD DAMN, he fuckin pooped 3 times at my place last night within the hour.... I had to award him with 3 shit points!"
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