Vaguebooking

What is Vaguebooking?

The art and/or act of submitting intentionally vague Facebook status updates to:

a) solicit multiple responses from friends inquiring what is going on, or

b) possibly a cry for help.

Vaguebooking is still much better than simple actual status updates.

Mary is: "wondering if it is all worth it"

Mark is: "thinking that was a bad idea"

Example:

"Have you talked to Mark? He's vaguebooking again. I wonder if he's back with Mary..."

Opposite:

Tammy is: "in line at the grocery store"

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