Va-johnson

What is Va-johnson?

1. When someone has a dick where their clitoris should be.

2. A dick that is less than one inch in length.

3. An extremely annoying person who follows cooler people and throws his loser friends away to try to be cool.

1. I wanted to fuck that girl but she is so big and manly I'm afraid she might have a Va-Johnson

2. "Dont tell anyone, but I measured my dick and it's a Va-Johnson!"

3. "Mike, stop being a Va-Johnson and stop following EVERYONE!"

See fag, follower, mangina, loser, nub

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Picking Clams

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