What is Va-johnson?
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1. When someone has a dick where their clitoris should be.
2. A dick that is less than one inch in length.
3. An extremely annoying person who follows cooler people and throws his loser friends away to try to be cool.
1. I wanted to fuck that girl but she is so big and manly I'm afraid she might have a Va-Johnson
2. "Dont tell anyone, but I measured my dick and it's a Va-Johnson!"
3. "Mike, stop being a Va-Johnson and stop following EVERYONE!"
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To leave a place you are at and go someplace else.
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