Vajtastic Edit Meaning

1. A horizontal growth spurt brought on by the copious consumption of fast food, twinkies or beer, in conjunction with prolific television ..

1. A person who camps out on the damn couch all the time complaining about why they can't work because of a disability, fucked up surg..

1. A distinct subspecies of cow. Noticeably different from the non-moo-cows as the moo-cow actually moo's. Bob: Hey, look at the cow..