Vajungle

What is Vajungle?


1.

a vagina with unkept or poorly maintained pubic hair.

Combination of the words Vagina and Jungle.

Last night I went down on this girl, and it turned out she had a vajungle. I have been pulling hairs out of my teeth all day.

2.

An extremely hairy vagina.

Mike: Yeah, i went out with Jenny last night.

Ted: Aw man, how far'd ya get.

Mike: I got into her pants alright, but she had a vajungle.

Ted: Really?

Mike: Yeah, it was like Bigfoot's head between her legs.

See vajungle, hairy, vagina, hair, pubes, pubic

3.

Meaning a lady with a very hairy vagina

Jesus woman that the biggest Vajungle i have ever seen, wheres ma machete mon.

See hairy, bikini line, german, brazil, vagina

4.

An impenetrable, probably sloopy, vagina in a state of extreme overgrowth. Accompanied by oppressive and possibly deadly humidity level and dankness. Likened to the triple canopy jungles of southeast asia.

Dude 1: Man, what's that gnarly stench?

Dude 2: Oh, I just hacked my way out of a pretty rough vajungle. Take my beer goggles away, bro.

See hairy bush

5.

a rather "unkempt" nether region of the fairer sex

70's porn stars


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