What is Vajungle?
1.
a vagina with unkept or poorly maintained pubic hair.
Combination of the words Vagina and Jungle.
Last night I went down on this girl, and it turned out she had a vajungle. I have been pulling hairs out of my teeth all day.
2.
An extremely hairy vagina.
Mike: Yeah, i went out with Jenny last night.
Ted: Aw man, how far'd ya get.
Mike: I got into her pants alright, but she had a vajungle.
Ted: Really?
Mike: Yeah, it was like Bigfoot's head between her legs.
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3.
Meaning a lady with a very hairy vagina
Jesus woman that the biggest Vajungle i have ever seen, wheres ma machete mon.
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4.
An impenetrable, probably sloopy, vagina in a state of extreme overgrowth. Accompanied by oppressive and possibly deadly humidity level and dankness. Likened to the triple canopy jungles of southeast asia.
Dude 1: Man, what's that gnarly stench?
Dude 2: Oh, I just hacked my way out of a pretty rough vajungle. Take my beer goggles away, bro.
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5.
a rather "unkempt" nether region of the fairer sex
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