Val Edit Meaning

1.

SoCal/surfer term meaning lame, heinous, harsh or shitty. A reference to outsider surfers from San Fernando Valley, which to them, is the source of all things sucky. Valley dwellers are typically hated by LA beach locals hated for invading the locals' beaches, sealing waves, posing, and flaunting their parents money.

Surfer dude: Hey, babe! Lookin' tasty today. Wanna meet me under the pier and ride my short board?

Surfer chick: Asshole! Not if you were the last wave in Santa Monica!

Surfer dude: Whoa! That was val!

See bad, not good, gay, lame, crap, crappy, bummer, shit, shitty, blows, blow chunks, stupid, harsh, horrible, terrible, awful, legendary fail, cool, retarded, hell, whack, suck, sucks, sucky, bogus, weak, douche, fuck, fucked up, damn, ridiculous, redonkulous

2.

Val- a person who is not from the beach or coastal area, ..a surfer from the valley; Valley boy

Dude, go home val. GO home vals!!

3.

the coolest person in the world!

not only a good friend but a good person.

:D

vals so cool.

shes zee BESTEST!

See cool, awsome, val, tight, best

4.

The world consists of good and evil; ying and yang.

The world and life itself, is good.

To even out all this goodness, there has to be an equal evil.

Thus Val was created.

Some say the balance between good and evil is uneven,

citing that val is much to much compared to the good side.

x: Hey man! Today is such a goooood day!

y: Val.

x: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

See val, satan, evil, death

5.

Valium, trade name of diazepam - it's a tranquiliser, float through customs - ooooooo!

please doctor i am nervous about my exams, can i have some vals, 5s please, and lots of them

See Richard Parker

6.

full, the act of being full, especially being full from drinking beer/alcohol and eating

Man... I'm so val right now, I can't drink anymore

See full, alcohol, drinks

7.

an exaggerated measurement, value or quantity that is absolutely ludicrous, unreal or a hyperbole (in the non-mathematical sense) with regard to its size or magnitude.

this ridiculous measurement was coined by an englishman who drives german automobiles, carries an enlarged left testicle and who turns red at the mere glimpse of sunlight in the morning; the anonymous englishman named the term after an anonymous non-practical woman (typically nearly 30 years of age) with origins from a nation or people celebrated for an austerely realist approach or practical outlook on life

GIRL: I simply cannot sit on a barstool...I had 4000 guys in my bedroom last night (when in-fact, there were only 29 present).

GUY: Gosh, are you sure it wasn't 2,657 guys? You sound like such a Val!!!!!!!

See val, huge, value, loose