Valamander

What is Valamander?


1.

1. filthiest girl in the town of braintree ( also know as feets)

2. girl who thinks everyone likes her when in fact, no one does.

3. a girl who will have sex with someone just cause theyre in need.

4. will get anyone beers if she can hang out with them

5. will have sex with someone just cause you like them.

6. lives in a swamp

7. TRASH, slimeball, untrustworthy, SLUT

8. has had sex with 16 people.. and counting

"you know valamander?"

"dude the whole town knows valamander"

"hows this?"

"shes only had sex with everyone at least twice"

"i hear shes mad loose"

"things a tire"

See slut, val, vfl, swamp, slither, slimeball


64

Random Words:

1. When shenanigans are no longer cheeky and fun, but so cruel and tragic that they no longer become shenanigans. Farva's Evil Shena..
1. Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebod..
1. The combination activity of chilling out and relaxing. After we're done with our bizzle, I'll hit that sizzle and be chilaxn...