Valanti

What is Valanti?


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1. the term given to a person who's mother is an abusive, stoned cabbage. A Valanti can also be disturbed because of their mother causing an educational breakdown. A Valanti rearly has dignity.

2. To pull a Valanti is to do something of great stupidity such as spill juice over your pants.

1. "That guy over there must be a Valanti, look at his clothes!"

2. "HE PULLED A VALANTI! LOOK AT THE JUICE ON HIS PANTS!"

See valanti, mother, stoned, juice, foreskin


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