What is Valanti?
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1. the term given to a person who's mother is an abusive, stoned cabbage. A Valanti can also be disturbed because of their mother causing an educational breakdown. A Valanti rearly has dignity.
2. To pull a Valanti is to do something of great stupidity such as spill juice over your pants.
1. "That guy over there must be a Valanti, look at his clothes!"
2. "HE PULLED A VALANTI! LOOK AT THE JUICE ON HIS PANTS!"
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