What is Valapecia?
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A woman either with an aversion for hair on her vaginal area or who is medically unable to grow pubic hair.
Dave: "Did you see Jenny at the beach the other day? I think I saw flies eyes."
Jake: "No way, she's had acute valapecia since childhood."
Dave: "Awesome!"
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The act of defecating on someone and cleaning them off with your urine.
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To have one's balls in a vice-grip. To beshackled by an unpleasant task preventing fun times that were previously planned.
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