What is Valdese?
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small town near the geographical center of burke county in the foothills of north carolina, home to noob italian's that are too american to eat pasta, and one or two actual italian's. overrun by prejudice and dirty police officers that do whatever it takes to oppress the proliterians. popular spot for drunks, low budget potheads, some tweakers, and an assortment of crack/cokeheads, pillfreaks, acid trippers, and high school pseudo-drug-addicts hooked on keyboard cleaner and whipped cream. major production of ice in the surrounding mountain areas.
Male 1: Hey, do you know where I can get some smoke?
Male 2: Yeah, but it's in Valdese.
Male 1: Shit.
Random Words:
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Used as an exclamation that surpasses all OMGs, WTFs and even ROFLCOPTERs.
First coined on a V6 Mustang message board by a Korn fanatic..
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when someone's ass gets bloody off anything.. usually from a PENIS but can also occur when riding a horse too much
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