What is Valdese?
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small town near the geographical center of burke county in the foothills of north carolina, home to noob italian's that are too american to eat pasta, and one or two actual italian's. overrun by prejudice and dirty police officers that do whatever it takes to oppress the proliterians. popular spot for drunks, low budget potheads, some tweakers, and an assortment of crack/cokeheads, pillfreaks, acid trippers, and high school pseudo-drug-addicts hooked on keyboard cleaner and whipped cream. major production of ice in the surrounding mountain areas.
Male 1: Hey, do you know where I can get some smoke?
Male 2: Yeah, but it's in Valdese.
Male 1: Shit.
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a korean wigger
or an korrean who tries to act black
a korean girl who tries so hard to act black and talks slang
THAT WOULD BE A KOR..
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Tha Illest eMCee alive.
Emcee Deus will shit on you in a battle.
See Emcee Deus..
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large, 60's era muscle car capable of massive destruction. Formerly seen cruising the streets of Fayetteville, NC in the late 1990..
