Valdez

What is Valdez?


1.

Mostly women are derived to be strong and independent coming from this name.

The men are a little bit more loco because they are never able to access their senses of contentness.

Many Valdez's have been undertaken as gringas because they are light skinned by other people in the society. They are also always overruled by the corporate America and challenged to intelligence because of the name.

The Valdez her/hisself doesn't underestimate anything. They always think they know it all. And they are always willing to throw down while they are holding their corona or modelo without spilling it.

At an accounting firm... "We'll get Valdez to box the company supplies."

2.

When deficating and your turd runs aground (hits the side), leaving a devastating slick (skid mark) on the bowl.

Hey, be careful when you're going to the toilet today; Someone has done a Valdez in the last cubicle.

See skid marks, toilet, shit, turd


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