Valediction Shuffle

What is Valediction Shuffle?


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The ungraceful ending of a conversation (esp. over the phone) where multiple variations of 'goodbye' are stammered, often simultaneously.

YOU: .... well okay then, I'll talk to you later.

ME: Alright, we'll see you.

YOU: Bye

ME: Later

YOU: Later

ME: Bye

BOTH: See ya

ME: Okay (click)

YOU: Bye (click)

ME: God I hate the awkward valediction shuffle.

See shuffle, goodbye, farewell, salutation, awkward


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