What is Valendate?
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A date that takes place for the sole purpose of having a date on Valentine's day and will most likely never lead to a second date.
"Hey, are you doing anything with anybody for Valentine's Day?"
"Yeah, I'm just going on a valendate with Jenny, nothing special."
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The last loud fart right before you need to leave the room to drop a deuce.
Bob: Dude, I think you just shit your pants
Dan: Nope, t..