Valendate

What is Valendate?

A date that takes place for the sole purpose of having a date on Valentine's day and will most likely never lead to a second date.

"Hey, are you doing anything with anybody for Valentine's Day?"

"Yeah, I'm just going on a valendate with Jenny, nothing special."

See valentine's whore, one night stand, fling

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