Valen-texting

What is Valen-texting?

When someone sends mass happy valentines day text messages to everyone in their phone book.

sally: omg it's midnight!

jerome: yeah, so?

sally: that means its OFFICIALLY valentines day!!!

jerome: and your point?

sally: wait, dont talk right now, im busy valen-texting.

See valentines day, love, nerdy, loser, cool

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