What is Valen-texting?
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When someone sends mass happy valentines day text messages to everyone in their phone book.
sally: omg it's midnight!
jerome: yeah, so?
sally: that means its OFFICIALLY valentines day!!!
jerome: and your point?
sally: wait, dont talk right now, im busy valen-texting.
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