Valentime-out

What is Valentime-out?

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A strategic short term break-up with a significant other immediately preceding Valentine's Day. Designed to avoid having to purchase expensive gifts, buy dinner, say nice things, and/or perform oral sex on Valentine's Day, yet still preserve the ability to resume the relationship shortly thereafter.

I really can't afford to take Magda out for Valentine's Day... so I think I will have to take a Valentime-Out from her until next week.

See valentine, dating, dump, cheap, oral
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