Valentime-out

What is Valentime-out?


1.

A strategic short term break-up with a significant other immediately preceding Valentine's Day. Designed to avoid having to purchase expensive gifts, buy dinner, say nice things, and/or perform oral sex on Valentine's Day, yet still preserve the ability to resume the relationship shortly thereafter.

I really can't afford to take Magda out for Valentine's Day... so I think I will have to take a Valentime-Out from her until next week.

See valentine, dating, dump, cheap, oral


50

Random Words:

1. A travistey, a sham, and a mockery all rolled into one. In terms of parodies, it's like bitch slapping the original. The Matrix Re..
1. To somehow make an object, idea, or person decrepit. Using flash photography will decrepify the artwork...
1. events that are too epicfor reality; dealing with ideas or matters in a way that is not realistic; impractical or visionary 'Are y..