Valentine 1

What is Valentine 1?


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A $400 piece of equipment that attaches to the windshield of your car that detects every automatic door, garage door opener, bank alarm, other radar detectors, and the occasional police radar.

Mr. A: "Why is that thing beeping like crazy?"

Mr. B: "Because we are driving past a grocery store."

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