What is Valentine?
1.
What you call the boy/girl your temporarily "dating" for Valentine's Day. Something invented to make the rest of us single people feel like lonely shit.
I wish I had a Valentine.
2.
A card sent to a loved one to express one's love on February 14th.
I have to go buy a valentine for my girlfriend or else she'll kill me.
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3.
The New Year's resolutioner's that join a gym or healthclub in January, hog the shower and weight machines...and then will stop working out by Valentine's Day.
John: Bro, the gym is so crowded!
Colby: Don't worry, these Valentine's will be gone by mid-February.
John: Yea, one of them asked me how to open his locker....damn valentines.
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4.
Spending a day with someone because the person you want isn't available. A day to remind everyone of those you cant have, or gave up.
" I'm washed up, I wish she could be my valentine."
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5.
Giving someone you love with all your heart oral sex.
I want to give you a valentine when we get home.
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