Valentine Edit Meaning

1.

What you call the boy/girl your temporarily "dating" for Valentine's Day. Something invented to make the rest of us single people feel like lonely shit.

I wish I had a Valentine.

2.

A card sent to a loved one to express one's love on February 14th.

I have to go buy a valentine for my girlfriend or else she'll kill me.

See love, card, chocolate, friend, husband

3.

The New Year's resolutioner's that join a gym or healthclub in January, hog the shower and weight machines...and then will stop working out by Valentine's Day.

John: Bro, the gym is so crowded!

Colby: Don't worry, these Valentine's will be gone by mid-February.

John: Yea, one of them asked me how to open his locker....damn valentines.

See valentine, new year's resolution, gym, slacker

4.

Spending a day with someone because the person you want isn't available. A day to remind everyone of those you cant have, or gave up.

" I'm washed up, I wish she could be my valentine."

See valentine, love, valentines day, washed up, unrequited love

5.

Giving someone you love with all your heart oral sex.

I want to give you a valentine when we get home.

See oral, love, sex, giving, valentine, heart