Valentineitis

What is Valentineitis?

The feeling on Valentine's Day when you do not have a Valentine, but your friends do.

Usually, the person is overcome by jealousy and depression.

A: "Hey bro, you got a Valentine?"

B: "Nah, I'm going to have a really bad case of Valentineitis when I think about what you and Sally are going to be doing.."

See valentine's day, valentine, lonely, sad, november, fuck

Camel Butt

1. just like a cameltow, except you get it in the back. often looks like the person has a wedgie, but really...its there camel butt. mr.mo..

Damron

1. A huge fuck up that always messes up and doesnt know how to do ANYTHING CORRECTLY. All they can do is suck dick and be whores. Man... c..

Narc Mark

1. a diaginal slash across the face af a snitch, usually done with a blade or other sharp object tom told the cops on me so i gave him a n..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Valentineitis Edit Meaning