Valentineitis

What is Valentineitis?

The feeling on Valentine's Day when you do not have a Valentine, but your friends do.

Usually, the person is overcome by jealousy and depression.

A: "Hey bro, you got a Valentine?"

B: "Nah, I'm going to have a really bad case of Valentineitis when I think about what you and Sally are going to be doing.."

See valentine's day, valentine, lonely, sad, november, fuck

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