Valentine's Day Edit Meaning

1.

The reason so many people are born in November.

I was born in November because my parents celebrated valentine's day.

2.

1)holiday maliciously created to make lonely people extremely depressed.

2)a corporate conspiracy conceived by candy makers, rose growers, lingerie stores, and jewellers to get people to spend money on junk.

Valentine's day? I've had days at the dentist's that go more enjoyable than that day.

3.

Single's awareness day

"Is it Valentine's Day again?"

"Yes. Oh darn, I'm single. I don't get anything overpriced from my temporary lover."

4.

1. Celebration of spring fertility (spring is only really happening around the same latitude as Southern Italy, where this holiday was technically invented, but whatever) as celebrated by the Romans. Later overlapped with the feast of St. Valentine, and was accordingly Christianized in a way that made little to no sense (assuming that St. Valentine was not the patron Saint of getting it on).

2. Some damn Hallmark holiday that was designed to make men, no matter what their situation (dating, married, single, playa, whatever) miserable.

1. Let's all celebrate the emerging sexual urges of animals in church. Thank you Valentine's Day!

2. Single men are depressed, dating men are stressed, and married men are teetering on the brink of suicide. Yup, its Valentine's Day.

5.

Commercialistic bullshit holiday invented by corporations to cash in on pussy-whipped men. Tries to create the image of love and when the day is really about money, greed and materialistic objects. It also makes single people feel miserable. Suicide rates are known to go up during this time of year.

"Hallmark and Fannie May all cash in on Valentines Day while making single people feel miserable in the process."

6.

February 14th

A day in which cards, candies and gifts are bought for one's signifigant other, in hopes that their signifigant other may allow them to release oxytocin and vasopressin into their systems, making their brain patterns appear as though they are snorting cocaine.

On this day, they are essentially "buying" their signifigant other, so that these love chemicals may be released into their system. It is drug money.

On Valentine's Day, my friend feels the obligation to buy his girlfriend gifts, and in turn, she allows him to feel the love drugs run through his system.

7.

- February 14th, celebrated in various American and European countries by the exchange of valentines or love tokens. Traditionally (and typically) these tokens are cards, flowers and candy.

Due to the nature of this so-called 'holiday', it is one of the most popular days of the year for marriage proposals.

- A 'holiday' made popular by greeting card companies, candy manufacturers, and florists.

- A ' holiday' that makes pretty much everyone feel miserable, either because they're single, or have a 'significant other' who expects or demands to be showered with gifts and affection to make up for the other 364 days of the year that receive next to no attention. On the flip side, this ' holiday' has also become somewhat of a national make-up day that people use to 'make-up' for the other 364 days of the year that they aren't romantic and attentive to their relationships.

Example Use #1:

"I hate Valentine's Day. All it does it remind me how single lonely I am. It SUCKS."

Example Use #2:

"The entire store is cluttered with Valentine's Day crap from floor to ceiling. What a scam these manufactures have going."

Example Use #3:

"Happy Valentine's Day. I love you, Jane."

"Why do you only say you love me on this damn day?"

"Here. I got you some flowers and candy."

"Oh. Thank you. You're forgiven."

See Anonymous