What is Valentine's Day Tree?
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A tree one displays in one's living room in the middle of February. Generally, very similar to a
The proper method of celebrating a Valentine's Day Tree is to stay at least 3 feet away from it and not make eye contact.
A 4th of July tree is very similar, only with brown needles instead of green.
"Welcome to my place. Uh, please ignore the Valentine's Day Tree. It won't mind"
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a non-meaty treat which looks like meat smells like shit and tastes nothing like meat!
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