Valentine's Day Tree

What is Valentine's Day Tree?

1.

A tree one displays in one's living room in the middle of February. Generally, very similar to a Christmas tree, but much drier. Ideally decorated with small scraps of tinsel, but having a complete set of Christmas ornaments is acceptable. An alternate method of display is to lay it on its side in the front yard.

The proper method of celebrating a Valentine's Day Tree is to stay at least 3 feet away from it and not make eye contact.

A 4th of July tree is very similar, only with brown needles instead of green.

"Welcome to my place. Uh, please ignore the Valentine's Day Tree. It won't mind"

See procrastination, trees, decoration
81

Random Words:

The Golden Girls
1. a tv sitcom ran from 1985 to 1992 on NBC feauting a 4 old single women who lived toghether when it comes to the thinking of cynic minds ..
Read more
Lohita
1. a strip dance involving crazy nasty impossible moves. hey girl do the lohita for me... See lohita, hot, sexy, strip, hahaha..
Read more
Necrophile
1. One that likes sexual contact with corpses. "That idiot over there is necrophile!" 2. A necrophile is a person who prefers ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free