Valentine's Disease

What is Valentine's Disease?

1.

Also known as Cupid's Arm, Valentine's Disease is a malformation of the penis, in which the head is shaped much like a heart. While there can be complications in urination and ejaculation, many men are proud of their misshapen tips, as some women are inclined to provide oralsex while wearing red lipstick in order to shade the growth. This act is known as a Valentine's Kiss.

When having vaginal intercourse, the vagina is then known as a Heart-shaped Box.

Valentine's Disease. It gives me an extra inch.

See valentine, disease, oral, cupid
52

Random Words:

Airplaneseatreclineology
1. From a Pearls Before Swine comic meaning, "people will do what they can, regardless of its effect on others." Rat: I have dev..
Read more
Mbt
1. MBT is an acronym for the largest current group on Bungie. The group is called Mjolnir Battle Tactics. MBT has collected and processed ..
Read more
Purple Rhinos
1. A small gang in the Dirty Jerz aka South Jerz members normally carry a purple bandana or orange or both, they can usually be seen throwi..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free