What is Valentine's Lay?
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The sex you get after spending $1209457863145 on your wife/gf or being extra sensitive or cuddly or whatever on Valentine's Day.
I bought my girl two dozen roses, some diamonds n shit, a pajamagram, and all this other gay stuff but I got the Valentine's Lay afterwards which was def worth it.
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like a regular muffinexcept you light it on fire before throwing it in their face
ahhh you just threw a flamming muffin in my face
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joel, this is my heart to you.. you had it right from the beggining..u own it.. u own me, i belong to u.. phisically mentally, ENTiRELY..
