Valentine's Lay

What is Valentine's Lay?


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The sex you get after spending $1209457863145 on your wife/gf or being extra sensitive or cuddly or whatever on Valentine's Day.

I bought my girl two dozen roses, some diamonds n shit, a pajamagram, and all this other gay stuff but I got the Valentine's Lay afterwards which was def worth it.

See sex, fuck, pussy, tits, laid, valentine


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