What is Valentine's Lay?
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The sex you get after spending $1209457863145 on your wife/gf or being extra sensitive or cuddly or whatever on Valentine's Day.
I bought my girl two dozen roses, some diamonds n shit, a pajamagram, and all this other gay stuff but I got the Valentine's Lay afterwards which was def worth it.
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jizziotherapy (n). A three minute
one-handed massage that relieves
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I had to go to the rub and tugfo..
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Another word for boobs
Her holy mounds were fake because it hurt when she hit me with them..
