Valentinitis

What is Valentinitis?


1.

a serious condition when couples in love show ;

1.signs of PDAs (public displays of affection)

2.loving gazes into each others eyes

3.exchange of gifts

4.flowers roses for the women

5.romantic dinner plans

6.spending some 1 on 1 time alone

note:for some this is just another over hyped advertised holiday

"sighhhhh.....<3.....it's valentine's day"

"cant wait to see my boyfriend/husband"

"those flowers/roses are for me :D" "xoxo"

"i love you sweety baby boo boo bear <3"

"xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox infinity"

||~~~~~"my o my that is some serious valentinitis"~~~~~||

/////||~~~and they lived happily ever after~~~||\\

See how, i, love, thee, let, me, count, the, ways, xoxo


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