Valentino Frictionis

What is Valentino Frictionis?

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An itching pain in the groin/buttock area, associated with over-indulgence in once-a-year sexual activity.

My wife won't be driving, she's got a spot of Valentino Frictionis.

Has that gentleman been riding his horse again, or is it Valentino Frictionis?

See groin, buttock, itching, pain, driving

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