What is Valenzuela?
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A bigtime Tool. See: Crackhead, poor father, illegal immigrant. Willing to never pay anybody back and wearer of overpriced cheap cologne.
This Valenzuela just jumped the border.
This Valenzuela needs to go back to Mexico.
This Valenzuela grew up without good parenting.
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A term used for one who freezes bong water, then put the frozen bong water on their girlfriends chest and titfuck her till the ice melts..
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Defn: A Filet o' Fish Sandwhich from McDonald's with a tall glass of Water
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This is a penis that is rather girthy but short in length, similar to a tuna can. Often hard to work with while trying to have relatio..
