What is Valenzuela?
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A bigtime Tool. See: Crackhead, poor father, illegal immigrant. Willing to never pay anybody back and wearer of overpriced cheap cologne.
This Valenzuela just jumped the border.
This Valenzuela needs to go back to Mexico.
This Valenzuela grew up without good parenting.
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