Valesio

What is Valesio?

A hairy male who lives in Franklin Lakes. Most likely one of a strand of three.

There is the

Jason Strand - The oldest, and most mature... pretty talented at music. Some traces of facial hair

Mike Strand - The middle of the three. He has a cool car, but otherwise is a useless sack of jobless shit.

James Strand - *Still digging through all the facial hair... we'll report back when we escape*

Dude look how hairy that guy is!!! ... must be a Valesio.

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