What is Valesio?
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A hairy male who lives in Franklin Lakes. Most likely one of a strand of three.
There is the
Jason Strand - The oldest, and most mature... pretty talented at music. Some traces of facial hair
Mike Strand - The middle of the three. He has a cool car, but otherwise is a useless sack of jobless shit.
James Strand - *Still digging through all the facial hair... we'll report back when we escape*
Dude look how hairy that guy is!!! ... must be a Valesio.
Random Words:
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Someone who is obsessed with their hair even though it looks like someone who had corn for breakfast took a huge dump on his head.
That..
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the telling one of where the door is because they are or have been a cunt.
adam: shut up you fucking bint.
lauren: oh my god! door&apo..
