What is Valesio?
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A hairy male who lives in Franklin Lakes. Most likely one of a strand of three.
There is the
Jason Strand - The oldest, and most mature... pretty talented at music. Some traces of facial hair
Mike Strand - The middle of the three. He has a cool car, but otherwise is a useless sack of jobless shit.
James Strand - *Still digging through all the facial hair... we'll report back when we escape*
Dude look how hairy that guy is!!! ... must be a Valesio.
Random Words:
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Buried; put six feet under the ground; coffinized.
Peeps be gettin deep sixed round here!
2.
To dispose of an item at a landfill/dump..
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1. To masturbate vigorously. Always associated with males.
2. To procrastinate.
1. ...Then suddenly he dropped his pants and immed..
