What is Valesio?
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A hairy male who lives in Franklin Lakes. Most likely one of a strand of three.
There is the
Jason Strand - The oldest, and most mature... pretty talented at music. Some traces of facial hair
Mike Strand - The middle of the three. He has a cool car, but otherwise is a useless sack of jobless shit.
James Strand - *Still digging through all the facial hair... we'll report back when we escape*
Dude look how hairy that guy is!!! ... must be a Valesio.
Random Words:
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Someone that one would consider a "homey", or friend.
My bro Adrian is a real markassbuster
See homey, friend, markassbuster..
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When bullshit is used to make a story sound real.
My mom's boss' brother's wife once saw Elvis at Wal-mart. That's ..
