What is Valesio?
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A hairy male who lives in Franklin Lakes. Most likely one of a strand of three.
There is the
Jason Strand - The oldest, and most mature... pretty talented at music. Some traces of facial hair
Mike Strand - The middle of the three. He has a cool car, but otherwise is a useless sack of jobless shit.
James Strand - *Still digging through all the facial hair... we'll report back when we escape*
Dude look how hairy that guy is!!! ... must be a Valesio.
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Having sex so your vagina airs out.
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The unintellegent way of saying Truthfully.
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