Valet Parker

What is Valet Parker?


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A stalker. My friend told me of a crime when a valet parker copied a woman's house keys and hid under her bed with duct tape,ropes and a camera. He was caught by the woman's boyfriend. I took the name from there.

He is valet parking you!

He's a valet parker.

Did she used to valet park you?

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