Valkenburg

What is Valkenburg?


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A penis the size of a toothpick when 100% erect, also meaning "gay" or "queer", can also mean no penis at all.

"Man! Don't whip out that Valkenburg! Its discusting!"

See gay, queer, fag, vagina, beaver


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