What is Valkenburg Mirror?
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The act of masterbation while watching a reflection of yourself preform the act. Most commonly this is purpotrated in a hotel room in front of a mirror.
*door opens*
Connor: So Craig what are you doing in...OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL?
Craig: I was, eh, um, er...
Connor: YOU WERE WANKING OFF TO YOUR OWN REFLECTION!
Craig: I was just...er...
Connor: That was a Valkenburg Mirror you sick...I MEAN FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT YOU WERE THINKING?!
Craig: Um...
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Physical reaction to a disturbing thought or image. The thought itself makes one physically pucker their ass muscles due to the actual t..
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A lesbian.
Man, look at that huge vaginarian. Go arm wrestle!..
