Valkenburg Mirror

What is Valkenburg Mirror?

1.

The act of masterbation while watching a reflection of yourself preform the act. Most commonly this is purpotrated in a hotel room in front of a mirror.

*door opens*

Connor: So Craig what are you doing in...OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL?

Craig: I was, eh, um, er...

Connor: YOU WERE WANKING OFF TO YOUR OWN REFLECTION!

Craig: I was just...er...

Connor: That was a Valkenburg Mirror you sick...I MEAN FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT YOU WERE THINKING?!

Craig: Um...

See craig, connor, wanking, masterbation, choking the chicken, valkenburg, mirror, reflection
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