What is Valley Commando?
1.
Youths from the South Wales valleys out in local towns local for female company. Often seen with a toothbrush in the top pocket.
The Friday night valley commandoes are on the
razzle again.
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2.
Typical Welsh Valley Steroid user. Usually from deep in the valleys, can be seen trotting around wearing army "commando" style trousers. Red faced and built like a house, and posessing as much intelligence as one. Can be seen down heavy lifting gyms most days and nights, benchpressing 500+ kilo's. Usually hang around in groups and love students / generally English people to come into their Newport shithole club so they can fuck them up.
Generally, another great reason why to Nuke the valleys now their 1 main purpose has gone, supplying cheap labour to the English.
Shit, you see that valley commando tit smash that English guys head in, fuck hes got mates too.
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3.
Valley person from places like pont, abercuntingnowhere, uppercomebucket etc. usually seen driving cavaliers or novas
