Valley Springs

What is Valley Springs?


1.

a small town consisting of one four-way stop, no traffic lights, constant run-ins with people at the only grocery store, 45 minute drives to the movies, and just recently opened up taco bell.

marsha - where are we?

louise - i think we are in a town

marsha - it must be a valley springs

See small, quiet, dry, distant, country

2.

Located in Calaveras County

Founded by Mexicans. This small town is located in the gold miners country. It consists of one four-way stop, 1 and a half grocery stores, 2 gas stations and a few fast food restaurants. Also home to Hogan Lake. This town is a small hick town out in the stix. The nearest high school is 15 minuts away. There is only one way to this high school and it consists of a twising road through the foothills where you eventually lose signal for the radio. This town is also known as Loserville, Hickville, and Where-the-hell-am-i-ville.

Jane: Look!!! We are in Valley Springs!!!

John: Where? I missed it, I must have blinked.

See small town, loserville, hickville, insane, lake


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