What is Valley Walley?
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Chris Harlan's pet name for his one love, Val Kilmer, the star of Batman Forever, Heat, The Saint, and The Island of Dr.Moreau. Chris loooove's the cock. He also likes to jerk off to "valley walley", late at night, whilst the world slumbers. It only lasted for like 3 seconds. Blake awoke from his gentle midnight sleep from under the bed, confused, afraid, alone, only to find Chris jerking off to Val Kilmer in what he believes to be "Heat". Chris claims it was the "safety channel."
Hey Chris, tell Arin about valley walley...
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