What is Valmonte?
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1. A mark-ass-trick.
2. Someone who makes his leaving off of eating ass.
This word finds it origins in the deep stanky ass jungles of the Phillipines. An indigenous tribe of the surname Valmonte became famous for surviving long periods of famine by eating the raw asses of ducks and other rank ass animals.
"Damn, that dude is a faggot ass Valmonte."
"Yo, you heard about Stan? He is ass broke and makes his money pulling Valmontes on Haight and Ashbury."
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