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Repeatedly pressing the elevator button as if doing so will make the elevator come sooner.
Observer: "You seem to think that press..
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To masturbate, usually done by a male, in a public place. In commmemoration of a guy I knew who got caught whacking off in the bathroom...
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Shitty outlook on life
If this economy don't get better soon I may come down with a severe case of optical rectumitous.
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