Valspeak Edit Meaning

1. to get a ride in the trunk of someone elses car, thereby ninjaing your way somewhere else. Done preferably in a van or SUV. Dude 1: Dud..

1. Huge penis that can be mistaken for a tree, the kind of thing you see in modern porn. A penis so big you wonder how any mortal woman can..

1. Pronounced "SIFT". Acronym for Shut Your Fucking Trap. Monica - "Hey Chandler, have you picked up your dirty underpants ..