Valspeak

What is Valspeak?

Anachronisticdialect of slang from the late 70s.

Turkinerd, bagyerface, and gag me with a spoonare high-profile examples of Valspeak.

Zing

1. The new term for owned, said after saying something witty to someone in an insulting manner. Person 1: So, what'd you do last nigh..

Vdilf

1. Vampire Dad I'd Like To Fuck aka Carlisle Cullen. Started on an epic Twilight Tuesday post on ONTD. "Damn Carlisle's daz..

Objectaphilia

1. A person who is sexually attracted to objects. I think my roomate has objectaphilia, As soon as he saw my new coffe table he immeadetly..

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