Valtek1 Edit Meaning

1. A particularly large and pleasing turd, that has been gestating for a week or so in the bowel area; also a derogatory term of endearment..

1. Short for Desert Eagle a type of pistol hit em with the dezi..

1. The white noise that iTunes inserts in place of music when your CDs are too scratched. My GF and I were chilling out to some smooth Por..