What is Valuinn?
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A drug that causes disturbing hallucinations of cheap furniture, rough towels, uncomfortable beds and no smoking allowed. Valuinn users can be recognized by dark circles under the eyes from lack of sleep and a very irritable temperament. Although now it has all but drifted into obscurity, only surfacing in areas with an abundance of cheap hotels and truck stops off of any given interstate, abuse by teens in the late nineties prompted the anti-drug slogan "Valuinn will do you in!" from government officials and concerned parents.
"My back hurts like hell after spending a night on Valuinn!"
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