Valve Edit Meaning

1.

A slow company that manufactures Half-life. Renowned for its eventual quality, yet sluggish nature

Person1: Hey, is that game out yet??

Person2: No

Person1: Why!?

Person2: Valve

Person1: Oh. I see.

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2.

Creators of the hit PC title Half-Life, and its subsequent expansion-packs. Also recently implemented the Steam network, a method of software delivery intended to eliminate the middle-man ie. chains like Electronic Boutique and GameStop. Also currently working on Half-Life 2.

"Man, Half-Life 2 is gonna be delayed forever."

"Yeah, but it'll probably be worth the wait."

3.

1. A device or structure purposed to control the flow or passage of any of the three states of matter: solid, liquid or gas. Such structures may be found in plumbing, as well as in the human body (specifically, the heart).

2. A company in the game development industry that designed and continues to build upon the Half-Life series. Also, the brains (or lack thereof) behind the infamous "Steam" client, content-delivery platform.

1. Some geniuses find it fun to open the valve on a helium tank, place their mouths over it, and begin hyperventilating.

2. There comes a point in one's life where one must ask life's greatest question: Does Valve's magnificent work with Half-Life outweigh the frustration and uselessness that Steam's impropriety brings? The world may never know.

See faucet, opening, passage, flow, half-life, counterstrike, counter-strike, cs

4.

A Computer Game company founded by former Microsoft employee Gabe Newell in 1996 or 1997.

Valve made the computer game classics Half Lifeand Half Life 2.

Valve has a notorious reputation for being sluggish in game releases, yet notorious for its style.

It's located near Seattle, Washington.

The coolest game developers ever:

1. id software

2. valve

3. infinity ward

See Coolness

5.

1. very impressive

2. insane; off the hook

3. of or relating to a badass quality

4. like Chuck Norris but less so

"Yo, that shit was valve man."

See badass, chuck norris, redonkulous, insane, awesome, stechz

6.

An accessory used in a beer bong. It is attached to the mouth end of the tube and the user turns it to release the beer and begin bonging.

Person 1: When the hell is he going to bong the beer?

Person 2: Whenever that pussy decides to turn the valve.

See trush

7.

A bodyboarding brand create by local boogers in Western Australia

man the valve team is releasing the preasure.. GO VALVE

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